Twas the Night Before Terfmas – (author anonymous)
Twas the night before Terfmas,
And all through the thread,
The Terfs greeted Maya’s decision with dread.
The trans folx were nestled all sung in their beds,
While visions of clownfish, swam in their heads.
When out on my timeline,
There arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my scrolling,
To see what was the matter.
More rapid than eagles,
Her peak trans it came,
She whistled and shouted
And tweeted with fame.
Now dress how you like!
Call yourself how you please!
Sleep with those who will have you!
Live secure and in peace!
Respect our XX, don’t think sex is your call,
Now dash away, dash away, dash away all!
The trans folx were angry,
Their childhoods were shattered,
Alas, she had said that biology mattered!
The likes piled up,
The retweets they glistened,
And some of the comments showed normies had listened.
And I heard her exclaim as she logged off for the night:
Happy Terfmas to all, and to all sex-based rights!
#SexNotGender #IStandWithMaya #ThisIsNotADrill